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If you happened to have installed graphviz without first installing fontconfig (one is never told to do so, but supposedly one should) then you are probably seeing messages such as

Error: Could not find/open font : Times-Roman

To solve this annoying error you need to add the following extra parameter when calling any graphviz program

-Gfontpath=/System/Library/Fonts

While working with PHP4 thinking it was PHP5 I received the following error message

Parse error: parse error, unexpected t_paamayim_nekudotayim

Exactly, what on Earth does t_paamayim_nekudotayim mean?!
Answer: Hebrew for two (paamayim) colons (nekudotayim). More compilers and interpreters should incorporate humor into their products for it makes errors and hair-pulling situations much more relaxing.