While working with PHP4 thinking it was PHP5 I received the following error message
Parse error: parse error, unexpected t_paamayim_nekudotayim
Exactly, what on Earth does t_paamayim_nekudotayim mean?!
Answer: Hebrew for two (paamayim) colons (nekudotayim). More compilers and interpreters should incorporate humor into their products for it makes errors and hair-pulling situations much more relaxing.