Unexpected hummor in error message

1.3.08

While working with PHP4 thinking it was PHP5 I received the following error message

Parse error: parse error, unexpected t_paamayim_nekudotayim

Exactly, what on Earth does t_paamayim_nekudotayim mean?!
Answer: Hebrew for two (paamayim) colons (nekudotayim). More compilers and interpreters should incorporate humor into their products for it makes errors and hair-pulling situations much more relaxing.