Flying Conductors


At my choir concert there was an alien school singing, and the singing wasn’t bad but the conductor, argh. Who in their right mind conducts a fast 4/4 song in 2/2. Is he mad? Or is he just trying to fly? I think the latter is more likely his hands were going so fast that I don’t think I watched the choir for a single moment because his hands were so distracting. Crazy I tell you.