Ghetto math class


So I’m siting in class, last Friday, waiting to take my math exam (which was a killer) and right before we are about to begin a kid in crutches comes in and the following conversation takes place:

Teacher: Oh, vhet heppened
Kid: Ah busted mah leg
Teacher: Here-a seet seet, vhet heppened spurts, cer ecceedent…
Kid: Had t’take of some business
Teacher: Oh?
Kid: Yeah, I got him good yo

Isn’t that cool, a true ghetto kid that beats up other people in my very own math class. Seriously, if you are still fighting by age of 20 you should really seek help.